Making Babies: Romantic Checklist

To determine the most romantic resorts and hotels, I created a scoring system based on the following list of criteria. As I visited numerous California resorts, I used this same scoring system. For each item listed below, I recorded in my notes a score of 0-5 (with 0 the worst, and 5 the best). The highest numerical cumulative score at each resort would be 125. Here is the list pertaining to romance:

• Inviting, beautiful décor.
• Room-service anytime (promoting privacy).
• Balcony. Privacy of balcony. Affords only opportunity to eat and sightsee or also romantic encounters?
• Quiet atmosphere--absence of traffic and other irritating noises.
• Big, comfortable bed. Sturdy, not too shaky or squeaky.
• Comfortable, fresh-smelling sheets and bedding.
• Romantic features in room: flowers or champagne left in room?
• Large windows. Alluring view from room or balcony of ocean, mountains, gardens, etc.
• Fireplace.
• Whirlpool or hot-tub in room.
• Extra amenities in room: thick robes, CD player, books of poetry, extra towels and blankets, etc.
• Soundproof. Can I hear others? To what extent?
• In-room bar/coffee maker.
• Table, comfortable chairs, promoting leisurely dining and conversation.
• Loveseat or comfortable sofa.
• Sufficient heat and air conditioning.
• Windows that open, allowing in fresh air.
• Feeling of security. Good locks, attentive staff, etc.
• VCR or in-room films.
• Turn-down service.
• Courteous and efficient staff. Are requests met in a timely manner? (Rudeness and inefficiency create irritation and detract from the experience.)
• Does the staff call me by name when I call the front desk, valet, etc.?
• Pleasantly decorated lobby and hallways.
• Grounds for romantic stroll. Gardens.
• Romantic restaurant(s) on the premises.